[ at least it wasn't the murderous tire or the voodoo doll that has come to life ]

Maybe it's some kind of summoned storm or something? [ He has no idea what counts as a natural storm for that world. ] You know what's even more unbelievable? Every time someone takes a sword or a chainsaw to one of them. There's no way it would do that. Not unless they are super weak, yo. [ The sharks.

Anyways! ] Were you hoping to watch that wrestling cow romance movie or whatever it was?